A Timeline for Infinite Jest

Very early in reading David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest, it became clear that for me to follow the action through the various plot lines I would need a timeline to help me keep it all straight. Initially I had just hoped to situate the years in their regular Gregorian calendar order. As I built it out, though, it greatly enhanced my enjoyment and (I think) understanding of the book.

I have only read the book once, and this timeline was built in medias res. As a result it tends to focus on the things that interested me at the time I was reading. Towards the end of the book, I started to lose steam in building the timeline, so there are some gaps in Don Gately’s narrative that I need to fill in, as I think they would prove particularly illuminating. Perhaps a year or two from now I’ll go back and take another bite of the apple.

—November 26, 2008

DateSubsidized YearEventPage
Sunday, January 1, 1950n/aJames Incandenza born in Los Angeles, CA.64
Thursday, January 1, 1953n/aAvril Mondragon born in Quebec province of Canada.766
Thursday, December 1, 1960n/aJames taught tennis on Tucson, AZ.157
Sunday, December 1, 1963n/aJ.I becomes interested in annulation.491
Thursday, January 1, 1981n/aDon Gately born.55
Saturday, January 1, 1983n/aOrin Incandenza born314
Sunday, November 25, 1990n/aMario Incandenza born two months premature312, 589
Tuesday, January 1, 1991n/aJohnny Gentle sings national anthem at Forsythia Bowl442
Monday, June 1, 1992n/aHal Incandenza born27
Sunday, September 1, 1996n/a?? – First Clean U.S. Party (C.U.S.P.) convention382
Tuesday, November 5, 1996n/a?? – Limbaugh/Kemp ticket wins U.S. election. (Limbaugh later assassinated.)177
Wednesday, January 1, 1997n/aMIT Language riotsfn. 60
Saturday, March 1, 1997n/aHal eats mold.10, fn. 234
Thursday, May 1, 1997n/aDon Gately (16) loses football eligibility.906
Thursday, January 1, 1998n/a
Saturday, August 1, 1998n/aEnfield Tennis Academy (ETA) founded949
Tuesday, September 1, 1998n/a?? – Eric Clipperton (Ind.) v. Ross Reat (ETA) @ Hartford Jr. Open408
Friday, January 1, 1999n/a
Saturday, January 1, 2000n/a
Saturday, January 15, 2000n/a?? – P. Tom Veals agrees to manage PR for Johnny Gentle’s presidential campaign.418
Tuesday, November 7, 2000n/aJohnny Gentle (C.U.S.P.) elected President382
Monday, January 1, 2001n/a?? – J.G. attends Ken-L-Ration-Magnavox-Kemper-Insuance-Forsythia Bowl in Las Vegas442
Tuesday, January 2, 2001n/a?? – Creation of Office of Unspecified Servics, Rodney Tine appointed Chief382
Tuesday, January 16, 2001n/aThe Concavity Cabinet400
Wednesday, January 31, 2001n/a?? – Canadian P.M. [killed|wounded??] by railroad spike through right eye392
Sunday, April 1, 2001n/a?? – NATO dismantled391
Wednesday, May 30, 2001n/a?? – J.G. speaks at UNLV commencement393
Saturday, September 1, 2001n/aO.I. quits tennis
Monday, September 10, 2001n/aO.I. begins punting295
Wednesday, October 10, 2001n/aO.I. and Joelle van Dyne first conversation295
Saturday, November 24, 2001n/a?? – Boston University wins Yankee Conference football title297
Sunday, December 30, 2001n/a?? – O.I. plays in K-L-RMKI/Forsythia Bowl296
Monday, December 31, 2001n/aJ.G. gives first State of O.N.A.N. address394
O.I. and J.v.D. celebrate New Year’s in Shiny Prize, KY296
Tuesday, January 1, 2002WhopperFirst Year of Subsidization223
Tuesday, January 1, 2002WhopperEnnet House Drug and Alcohol Recovery House founded137
Monday, January 7, 2002Whopper?? – possible meeting of J.I. and Lyle, Found Drama ideation375
Monday, January 21, 2002Whopper?? – J.G. adds President of Mexico and Prime Minister of Canada to U.S. cabinet as Secretaries of countries384
Saturday, June 1, 2002WhopperEric Clipperton commits suicide at ETA witnessed by J.I. and M.I.433
Wednesday, January 1, 2003Tucks Medicated Pad
Tuesday, April 1, 2003Tucks Medicated PadJ.I. and H.I. interview where J.I. pretends to be analyst. Explanation of why J.I. is called Himself.27
Sunday, June 1, 2003Tucks Medicated Pad?? – J.v.D. appears in Low-Temperature Civics297, fn.24
?? – J.v.D. appears in (The) Desire to Desire297, fn.24
?? – J.v.D. appears in Safe Boating is No Accident297, fn.24
Monday, September 1, 2003Tucks Medicated Pad?? – J.v.D. appears in Infinite Jest (IV)fn.24
?? – J.v.D. appears in The Night Wears a Sombrerofn.24
?? – J.v.D. appears in The Film Adaptation of …fn.24
Thursday, November 27, 2003Tucks Medicated PadO.I. and J.v.D. (Lucille Duquette?) have Thanksgiving in Shiny Prize, KY.792
?? – J.v.D. deformed (according to Molly Notkin, who’s never seen J.v.D. w/o veil.)795
J.v.D.’s mother commits suicide795
Monday, December 1, 2003Tucks Medicated Pad?? – possible date of O.I./J.v.D. breakup229
Thursday, January 1, 2004Trial-Size Dove Bar
Friday, January 2, 2004Trial-Size Dove Bar?? – possible date of J.v.D. unveiled filmed by J.I. for Infinite Jest229
Monday, March 1, 2004Trial-Size Dove BarIt was a Great Marvel … released. Film is based on 4/1/03 meeting bet. J.I. and H.I.fn. 24
Dial C for Concupiscence releasedfn. 24
Thursday, April 1, 2004Trial-Size Dove BarJ.I. kills self.242
J.I. found by H.I.242
Sunday, April 4, 2004Trial-Size Dove BarJ.I. funeral in St. Adalbert.910
Saturday, January 1, 2005Purdue Wonder-Chicken
Monday, February 21, 2005Purdue Wonder-ChickenHal’s essay on male heroes on cop shows.140
Sunday, May 15, 2005Purdue Wonder-ChickenHal’s paper on ‘tangled fates of broadcast television and the American ad industry.’
Thursday, December 1, 2005Purdue Wonder-Chicken?? – J.v.D. joins Union of Hideously and Improbably Deformed533
Sunday, January 1, 2006Whisper-Quiet Maytag Dishwasher
Tuesday, June 20, 2006Whisper-Quiet Maytag DishwasherA.I. writes to O.I.fn. 110
Monday, January 1, 2007Yushityu 2007 Mimetic-Resolution-Cartridge-View-Motherboard-East-to-Install Upgrade for Infernatron/Interlace TP Systems for Home, Office or Mobile (sic)
Sunday, April 1, 2007Y2007MRCVMETIUFI/ITPSFHO,OM(s)Tennis and the Feral Prodigy recorded by M.I. and H.I.172
Tuesday, January 1, 2008Dairy Products from the American Heartland
Saturday, March 1, 2008Dairy Products from the American Heartland?? – Putative date Helen Steeply joins Moment magazine227
Sunday, June 1, 2008Dairy Products from the American Heartland?? – Infinite Jest dissemination begins.548
Monday, September 1, 2008Dairy Products from the American HeartlandDu Plessis killed by D.G. (27) during robbery.59
Thursday, September 11, 2008Dairy Products from the American HeartlandD.G. begins rehab274, 364
Thursday, January 1, 2009Depend Adult Undergarment
Wednesday, April 1, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentMedical attache watches Infinite Jest33
Thursday, April 30, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentRemy Marathe and Hugh Steeply meet outside Tucson.87
Saturday, May 9, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentO.I. starts calling H.I.32
Monday, June 1, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentH.I. turns 1727
Monday, June 15, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentH.I. erupment
Wednesday, July 1, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentDG becomes Ennet House staff member
Monday, August 10, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentHelen Steeply essay in Moment magazine.142
Thursday, October 1, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentO.I. in jacuzzi w/ dead bird42
Ken Erdedy enters Ennet House360
Thursday, October 15, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentM.I. and U.S.S. Millicent Kent have encounter in woods.125
Thursday, October 22, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentEarly AM – Madam Psychosis’s ‘60+/-’ final broadcast on WYYY.187, 450
Sunday, November 1, 2009Depend Adult Undergarment- Kate Gompert enters Ennet House361
?? – Rodney Tine arrives in Boston, MA.548
Tuesday, November 3, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentO.I. calls H.I. to ask about separatists.135
Wednesday, November 4, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentMichael Pemulis acquires DMZ/Madame Psychosis from Antitoi brothers169
Thursday, November 5, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentH.I. recounts events of 4/1/04 to O.I.242
Friday, November 6, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentETA vs. Port Washington258
Saturday, November 7, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentJ.v.D. attempts suicide240
H.I. et al. party at Unexamined Lifefn. 110
O.I calls H.I re samizdatfn. 110
Antitoi Entertainent acquires copies of Infinite Jest483
Sunday, November 8, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentInterdependence Day321
Early PM – Eschaton incident321
Mid. PM – M.I. movie re: Interdependence380
J.v.D. enters Ennet Housefn.134
Monday, November 9, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentBertraund & Lucien Antitoi, of Antitoi Entertainent murdered by Les Assassins des Fauteuils Rollents488
M.P. walks in on A.I. and John Wayne in her office.550
Tuesday, November 10, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentAM – H.I. goes to dentist (Zegarelli).526
H.I. (after dentist), M.P. et al. meeting with C.T.508
Wednesday, November 11, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentO.I. tryst(?) with putative Swedish hand model565
Helen Steeply visits ETA627
H.I. nearly loses to Ortho Stice627
Ted Schacht and Idris Arslanian discuss Dymphna.567
Struck writes essay on A.F.R.fn. 304
M.I. moves back in with H.I.769
Late PM – Randy Lenz kills dog587
Thursday, November 12, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentEaly AM – Incident outside Ennet House.604
?? – WYYY engineer abducted by A.F.R.626
H.I. and M.P. discuss addiction.fn. 321
Friday, November 13, 2009Depend Adult Undergarment?? – A.F.R. acquires read only copy of I.J.724
Saturday, November 14, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentTony Krause has seizure299
Matty Pemulis turns 23682
Marathe interviews at Ennet House751
Sunday, November 15, 2009Depend Adult Undergarment
Monday, November 16, 2009Depend Adult Undergarment
Tuesday, November 17, 2009Depend Adult Undergarment8am – H.I. goes to Ennet House for NA info.785
Wayne broadcast on WETA.fn. 324
Molly Notkin interviewed by U.S.O.U.S.787
M.P. , deLint, et al. meeting.fn. 332
5:30pm – H.I. goes to NA meeting in Natick.795
Wednesday, November 18, 2009Depend Adult Undergarment
Thursday, November 19, 2009Depend Adult Undergarment
Friday, November 20, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentETA vs. Quebec Jr. Davis and Jr. Wightman Cup squads217
Meeting between Tine, Sr., Tine, Jr., Interlace Entertainment, Glad Corp., and P. Tom Veals re: PSA.876
Saturday, November 21, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentVaught Twins vs. Jr. Wightman Cup coaches217
Intended date for H.I., M.P. & T.A. to take DMZ.217
Sunday, November 22, 2009Depend Adult Undergarment
Monday, November 23, 2009Depend Adult Undergarment
Tuesday, November 24, 2009Depend Adult Undergarment
Wednesday, November 25, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentM.I. turns 19589
Thursday, November 26, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentThanksgiving
Friday, November 27, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentHal plays well in WhataBurger Invitational14
Saturday, November 28, 2009Depend Adult Undergarment?? – H.I. emergency room visit.16
Sunday, November 29, 2009Depend Adult Undergarment
Monday, November 30, 2009Depend Adult Undergarment
Tuesday, December 1, 2009Depend Adult Undergarment
Thursday, December 10, 2009Depend Adult Undergarment?? – Hal submits own sample to urologist635
Saturday, December 12, 2009Depend Adult UndergarmentH.I. takes SAT; does poorly.7; 218; 784
Friday, January 1, 2010GladFinal year of subsidizationfn.114
Saturday, January 2, 2010GladH.I.’s ankle no longer sore.16
Thursday, April 1, 2010Glad?? – Dymphna turns 1617
Friday, November 26, 2010GladH.I. interview a Arizona State during WhataBurger Invitational (playing well)1

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